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Now I know why fire hose kept popping up on my shopping list. This time you're all lucky. This time.

Why bother? I'll wager to say we all hate you. Unless you're into that.

Quick. My watch stopped. What time is it?

Are they gone yet?

[ooc; No House doubles, but anything else goes. All earth shattering spoilers will be forgotten tomorrow.]

Affection will be accepted in gift form only. Physical contact is for VIP members only. You will not be allowed without a VIP bracelet.

Save the stupid questions. No, I'm not English. No, it isn't lupus.

Why do you keep coming when I don't know who you are and leave hints.

Again? Don't you people have something better to do? Check your myspace? Talk to your mother? That cat at your feet, one of four, that's got to be something. There is nothing at all that requires your attention?

Liars. All of you.

If you're dumb enough to take candy from strangers, take as much as you like.

No, I don't like you. No, I don't love Wilson. Yes, I am a robot. No, I'm not English. Yes, I think that Chase has pretty hair. No, it isn't that pretty. No, I don't like you. No, I'm not sorry. The answer is Cuddy.

Now that that is out of the way you shouldn't have ( Read more... )

I'll talk to you. If I have to. No physical contact. You could be contagious. Vaccinations aren't mandatory. Sadly Speed Sticks aren't either.

No, it isn't Lupus. No, I don't care what you think. No, I don't have an accent.

[ooc; Hit him. Hard.]

You're all still here. You're stuck. Great. I think that this may be the best month ever. Now all that needs to happen is for me to get shot. SO either we re-enact the Donner Party Thursday or you know your role and shut your mouth.

It isn't lupus. It's old. Really, really old. Do you like to hit up on old things? If you're a woman and you're ( Read more... )

Here's the deal. I give you candy left over from Halloween. You shut it and leave. Everyone wins.

It is never lupus. Yes. Bingo. Rightio. Got it. You win. Ha. Ha. Ha.